Specimen vault

Every archetype, catalogued.

40 readouts across 10 scans. Run a scan and the archetype you get lights up here. Collected archetypes live only in this browser.

Every scan ends in one of four archetypes. Run a scan and the one you got lights up here, in colour, with its number. The other thirty-nine stay locked until you meet them. Your collection lives only in this browser, so nobody else can see it and we never do.

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#011 The Green Flag LOW TRAITS The pattern here is healthy. Is my partner a narcissist? #012 The Spotlight Hog MILD TRAITS Your partner likes an audience. Is my partner a narcissist? #013 The Mirror Monarch HIGH TRAITS Your answers describe someone who expects to be adored and rarely turns the mirror around. Is my partner a narcissist? #014 The Puppeteer VERY HIGH TRAITS This readout is about control. Is my partner a narcissist? #021 The Safe Harbor LOW SIGNAL Whatever brought you here, the scan isn’t finding the big four. Am I in a toxic relationship? #022 The Rough Patch MILD SIGNAL Something is scraping. Am I in a toxic relationship? #023 The Slow Burn HIGH SIGNAL This isn’t loud, which is why it’s easy to miss. Am I in a toxic relationship? #024 The Storm VERY HIGH SIGNAL All four patterns are lit. Am I in a toxic relationship? #031 The Clear Signal LOW SIGNAL Good news: the scan isn’t picking up a pattern of denial or rewriting. Am I being gaslit? #032 The Static MILD SIGNAL There’s interference. Am I being gaslit? #033 The Fog HIGH SIGNAL You’re in the fog. Am I being gaslit? #034 The Funhouse Mirror VERY HIGH SIGNAL Every reflection is warped. Am I being gaslit? #041 The Clean Break LOW TRAITS Sometimes an ex is just an ex. Is my ex a covert narcissist? #042 The Sulker MILD TRAITS Your ex ran on sighs and silences. Is my ex a covert narcissist? #043 The Martyr HIGH TRAITS Nothing was ever their fault, and everything hurt them more than it hurt you. Is my ex a covert narcissist? #044 The Velvet Knife VERY HIGH TRAITS Quiet, wounded, reasonable, and somehow always in charge. Is my ex a covert narcissist? #051 The Good Captain LOW TRAITS Whatever’s frustrating you at work, it probably isn’t a narcissistic boss. Is my boss a narcissist? #052 The Credit Thief MILD TRAITS Your boss loves a spotlight and isn’t careful about whose work is standing in it. Is my boss a narcissist? #053 The Court Ruler HIGH TRAITS You don’t work for a manager, you work for a court. Is my boss a narcissist? #054 The Tyrant VERY HIGH TRAITS All four lights are on. Is my boss a narcissist? #061 The Straight Shooter LOW TRAITS Whatever friction you have with this person, it’s happening in the open. Is my coworker manipulating me? #062 The Gossip MILD TRAITS They hear everything and repeat most of it. Is my coworker manipulating me? #063 The Backchannel HIGH TRAITS Emails you weren’t on. Is my coworker manipulating me? #064 The Chess Player VERY HIGH TRAITS All four patterns are lit. Is my coworker manipulating me? #071 The Anchor SECURE You can get close without losing yourself and give space without feeling abandoned. What’s my attachment style? #072 The Radar ANXIOUS Your radar is always on. What’s my attachment style? #073 The Fortress AVOIDANT Independence is your comfort zone. What’s my attachment style? #074 The Tightrope FEARFUL-AVOIDANT You want closeness and fear it in the same breath. What’s my attachment style? #081 The Self-Aware LOW TRAITS Low across the board. Am I the narcissist? #082 The Main Character MILD TRAITS You like being the most capable person in the room, and you usually are. Am I the narcissist? #083 The Scorekeeper HIGH TRAITS You keep score, you expect the good seat, and other people’s feelings often register as an inconvenience. Am I the narcissist? #084 The Operator VERY HIGH TRAITS Cold shoulders on purpose, arguments retold to win, insecurities used as leverage. Am I the narcissist? #091 The Bright Side LOW ON ALL THREE None of the three traits is running hot. Dark triad test: which shadow is yours? #092 The Peacock NARCISSISM LEADS Your shadow is narcissism: a strong need to be seen as special and a sharp reaction when you aren’t. Dark triad test: which shadow is yours? #093 The Fog Operator MACHIAVELLIANISM LEADS Your shadow is Machiavellianism: you plan, you read people, and you say what works rather than what’s true. Dark triad test: which shadow is yours? #094 The Ice PSYCHOPATHY LEADS Your shadow is subclinical psychopathy: low fear, low guilt, a hunger for stimulation and a habit of poking people to see what happens. Dark triad test: which shadow is yours? #101 The Slow Bloom LOW SIGNAL The beginning was warm, not overwhelming. Was I love-bombed? #102 The Firework MILD SIGNAL It was fast and it was a lot, but there’s little sign of pressure or a switch. Was I love-bombed? #103 The Sugar Rush HIGH SIGNAL The beginning was a rush, stepping back had a price, and the intensity dropped once you were in. Was I love-bombed? #104 The Bait and Switch VERY HIGH SIGNAL Everything lined up: the mirroring, the rush, the pressure when you hesitated, and the cold once you were caught. Was I love-bombed?

About the vault

What is the Specimen Vault?

A catalogue of every archetype the scans can produce: four per scan, forty in total. Each card links to that archetype’s full readout page. When you finish a scan, the archetype you got is unlocked here.

How do I unlock an archetype?

Run any scan to the end. Whatever archetype the readout gives you is added to your vault automatically. Getting the same one twice doesn’t add anything; different scans, or different answers, unlock new ones.

Is my collection saved anywhere?

Only in this browser, using local storage. Nothing is sent to a server, there is no account, and clearing your browser data clears the vault. The share card you can save is an image of your grid, not a record of your answers.

What does the rarity percentage mean?

It is the share of everyone who ran that scan and got that archetype, counted anonymously. It appears once a scan has enough results to be meaningful and updates as people keep scanning.